Monday, September 9, 2013

Sports That Should Be Olympic Events

I used be a big sports fan, but with rule changes, drug and steroid use, strikes, and lockouts, I've lost interest in most sports. I can't even watch a baseball game from start to finish anymore. Unless there's some big drama, I'm good for about three innings, then it's nap time.

Being an evil jackalope, I'm usually pretty good at amusing myself, so I decided to invent a few sports that I would watch without fail. I think these would make exciting Olympic events, and could even become professional sports one day.