I used be a big sports fan, but with rule changes, drug and
steroid use, strikes, and lockouts, I've lost interest in most sports. I can't even
watch a baseball game from start to finish anymore. Unless there's some big
drama, I'm good for about three innings, then it's nap time.
Being an evil jackalope, I'm usually pretty good at amusing
myself, so I decided to invent a few sports that I would watch without fail. I
think these would make exciting Olympic events, and could even become
professional sports one day.
